I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
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I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
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puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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