nut hugger
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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