You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
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Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
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Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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