got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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