these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
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u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
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Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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