As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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