3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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