he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I'm always down for nudity.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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