I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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