Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
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Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
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i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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