Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Operation Purity has been aborted
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
The ass gains better be worth it
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