So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
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The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
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I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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