You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
dude i'm inner monologue high
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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