absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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