...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
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You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
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I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
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