I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
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So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
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I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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