quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
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just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
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I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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