Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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