I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
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I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
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You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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