just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
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