She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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