I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
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They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
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get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
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