Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
