she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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