I am puke
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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