Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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