I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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