Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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