Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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