you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
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cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
The uberlube is also flammable
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I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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