We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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