Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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