Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
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today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
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I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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