Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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