school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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