Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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