im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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