this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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