i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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