We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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