reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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