I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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