dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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