I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
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if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
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Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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