I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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