Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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