Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
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do herpes really smell.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
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Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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