sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
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I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
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I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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