Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
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