just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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