I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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