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I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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