I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
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Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
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your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
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