I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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